Unoda kunzwa mamwe majee echiKristu anosetsa? Isu tine izvo chete zvako pano paWorld Scholars Hub. Munyika yanhasi, hupenyu hwemunhu wese hwave hwekubatikana zvekuti havana nguva yekunakidzwa nekuzorora.
Vanhu vari kuwedzera kushushikana nekuda kwemaitiro avo ekuita basa, tsika dzakaipa (kunwa nekuputa fodya), nyaya dzemari, kuodzwa mwoyo kwehukama, kunetsana, uye kusawirirana. Majee anoita basa rakakosha mukuita kuti hupenyu hwedu huve nyore uye kuita semushonga wakanaka wekubvisa kushushikana.
Apo tinotambudzwa nenhau dzendangariro, dzezvemari, dzenzanga, dzezvamatongerwe enyika, uye dzoutano, kuchenjera kutendeukira kunzira isinganyanyojeka yokuzvidzivirira.
Hutano hunobatsira hwemajee nekuseka dzakawanda uye dzinosvika kure. Kunyange zvazvo zvingaita sokuti uri kungoseka jee reshamwari yako kana kuti mumwe munhu anosetsa panguva yokufara, uri kuvandudza utano hwako.
Hausi kuvaraidzwa chete, asi uri kuvandudza hutano hwako hwemweya, hwenyama, hwepfungwa, uye hwemagariro nekukwenya bhonzo rako rinosekesa.
Ichi chinyorwa chine 40+ Inosetsa Majee echiKristu evana nevakuru, pamwe neruzivo rwezvimwe zvakanakira majee echiKristu.
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Sei Majee echiKristu evana nevakuru?
Majee eBhaibheri anonakidza anogona kukupaza zvakanaka chaizvo zvinoita basa rinokosha muupenyu hwedu hwechiKristu. Tinogona kufadza mhuri dzedu, vatinoshanda navo, kana vatinonamata navo kana tikagovana majee akanaka mudzimba dzedu, machechi, kana kumabasa. Kana imwe yeshamwari dzako yakakutsamwira, majee ndiyo nzira iri nyore uye inokurumidza kugadzirisa kusawirirana uye kukurudzira hukama hwakasimba.
Zvakaonekwa kuti vanhu vanogovana majee akanaka vanogona nyore kuumba ushamwari uye kuva nenhamba huru yeshamwari. Mukuwedzera, majee anorodza pfungwa dzedu uye anonatsa mano edu. Inosimudzira hunhu hwedu nekuburitsa rutivi rwedu rwejovial. Kuseka kunoitawo kuti vanhu vataure manzwiro avo vasingatyi kutongwa.
Zvisinei, tisati tagovera majee api naapi, tinofanira kuva nechokwadi chokuti haana kuitirwa kugumbura kana kuti kuita kuti vamwe vanzwe vakashata. Vanogara vari munzira inosetsa kuita kuti zvakatipoteredza zvive zvakajeka. Paunenge uine joke rakanaka mumusoro mako kana mibvunzo inosetsa yebhaibheri trivia, igoverane nevanhu vakakupoteredza kuti nharaunda yako ive neutano hwakanaka.
Ngatienderere mberi kuti tikuudzei mashoma mapfupi nyaya anonakidza eChristian anozokupaza iwe zvakanaka usati waenda kumberi kuudza christain majee emapoka emazera akasiyana.
Mapfupi anosekesa Majee echiKristu (Nyaya)
Aya majee mapfupi echiKristu anokuita kuti useke kusvika wadonhedza misodzi:
#1. Mufundisi nedoro
“Dai ndaiva nedoro rose munyika, ndairitora ndorikanda murwizi,” akadaro mumwe muparidzi achipedzisa mharidzo yokuzvidzora. “Uye kudai ndakanga ndiine chinwiwa chose chiri munyika,” akadaro nokuzvininipisa, “ndaizochitora ndochikanda murwizi.
“Uye kudai ndaiva newhiskey yose munyika,” iye pakupedzisira akabvuma, “ndaizoitora ndoikanda murwizi.”
Akatsveta pachigaro. “Kurwiyo rwedu rwekugumisa, ngatiimbei Hymn # 365: “Tinoungana kuRwizi Here,” muimbisi wenziyo akadaro, achitora nhanho yekuchenjerera mberi uye achinyemwerera.
#2. Kutendeuka
Mumwe muJudha anoti, “Hamungatendi zvakaitika kwandiri, Rabhi! Mwanakomana wangu akatendeukira kuchiKristu.”
Rabhi anopindura achiti, “Hamungatendi zvakaitika kwandiri! Mwanakomana wangu akatendeukirawo kuchiKristu. Ngatinamatei kuna Mwari tione kuti anotii kwatiri.”
"Haumbofa wakafungidzira kuti chii chakaitika kwaNDIRI!" Mwari anotaura achipindura minyengetero yavo.
#3. Mari inoshandura
Pamusuo pane chikwangwani chinoti, “tendeuka kuchiKristu ugamuchire madhora zana.” “Ndiri kupinda,” mumwe wavo anozivisa kudaro. “Chokwadi muchachinja zvitendero nokuda kwe$100 here?” shamwari yake inobvunza.
“$100 i$100, uye ndichazviita!” Ndokubva apinda.
Mushure memaminitsi mashoma, anobuda achidzokera panze, uye shamwari yake inoti, “Saka, zvaita sei? Wakawana mari here?"
“O, ndizvo zvoga zvamunofunga imi vanhu, handizvo here?” anoti.
#4. The Funny joke pakati pemutyairi wetekisi naPeter
Vose vari vaviri muprista nomutyairi wetekisi vakafa uye vakamutswa. St. Peter akanga akavamirira paPearly Gates. St. Peter akaninira kumutyairi wetekisi, 'Hande neni.' Mutyairi wetekisi akatevera St Peter kune imwe mansion sekurairwa kwaainge aitwa. Yaiva nezvose zvinofungidzirika, kubva kumukoto webowling kusvika kudziva rakakura reOlympic. 'Oh my word, thank you,' mutyairi wetekisi akadaro.
St. Peter akabva atungamirira mupristi wacho kuchitangwe chakaparara chaiva nemubhedha webhedhuru uye terevhizheni yekare. 'Mira, ndinofunga kuti wakavhiringika zvishoma,' akadaro muprista. 'Handifaniri kuva ini here ndinowana imba yacho?' Pamusoro pazvo, ndaiva mupristi aienda kuchechi mazuva ose uye achiparidza shoko raMwari.' 'Ndizvo chaizvo.' 'Asi mukati memharidzo dzenyu, vanhu vakarara,' Mutsvene Petro akapindura. Vanhu vese vakanamata mutyairi wetekisi achityaira
#5. VaKristu vakuru vanoseka nezvemwanakomana wemurume wechiJudha
Vamwe baba vakatsamwira mwanakomana wavo paakasarudza kuchinja kutenda kubva kuchiJudha kuenda kuchiKristu vanosarudza kutsvaka mazano kushamwari yechiJudha. “Kunosetsa wakauya kwandiri,” shamwari yake inodaro, “nokuti mwanakomana wangu akaita chinhu chimwe chete pasina kunyange mwedzi pashure pokunge atama ari oga.” Pamwe ndakagumbuka kupfuura imi, asi ndakazoona kuti pasinei nokutenda kwaanoita, acharamba ari mwanakomana wangu.
Achiri kupemberera mazororo makuru nesu, uye tinopota tichienda kumba kwake kuKirisimasi, uye ndinofunga kuti yakasimbisa mhuri yedu.” Baba vanoenda kumba vofunga nezvazvo, asi chero vazviudza mumusoro mavo, havangarambi vakatsamwa.
Saka anoenda kuna rabhi wake kuti vakurukure. “Kunosetsa wakauya kwandiri,” rabhi anodaro, “nemhaka yokuti mwanakomana wangu akava muKristu apo akaenda kukoreji.” Akashuva kuva muprista weAnglican! Asi, ndingazvida kana kuti ndisingadi, achiri mwanakomana wangu, nyama yangu neropa, uye handina kukwanisa kurega kumuda nokuda kwechimwe chinhu chiduku chakadaro.
Zvinorevawo kuti patinotaura nezvaMwari, anounza maonero andingadai ndisina kunzwa neimwe nzira, yandinoonga.” Baba vanodzokera kumba kuti vafunge, uye chavanoda kuita kungopopotera mwanakomana wavo pane zvaari kuita.
Naizvozvo anopfugama namabvi ake ndokunyengetera, achiti, “Ndapota, Ishe, ndibatsirei. Mwanakomana wangu ari kuva muKristu, uye zviri kuparadza mhuri yangu. Ndiri kushaya kuti ndoita sei. Ndapota ndibatsirei, Ishe.” Uye anonzwa mhinduro yaMwari, “Zvinoshamisa kuti iwe uuye kwandiri.
40+ Anonakidza Majee echiKristu eVana neVakuru
Zvakanaka, ngatitangei pane iyi huru rondedzero yemajee makumi mana echiKristu anosetsa evana nevakuru. Rondedzero iyi yakakamurwa kuita zvikamu, makumi maviri Majee echiKristu eVana uye makumi maviri Majee echiKristu eVakuru. Kana majee aya akaudzwa vana nevakuru, vanozoputika nekuseka. Leggo!
Majee echiKristu eVana
Heano majee echiKristu anosekesa evana:
#1. Ko mbeva dzinonamatira ani? Cheesus
#2. Vanhu vaivheyesa matavi emichindwe sezvaaipinda muJerusarema nokuti vaifarira.
#3. Fast food ndicho chega chikafu chinotenderwa kudyiwa uchitsanya nekuti ifast food.
#4. Kupfupisa kunonatsiridza zvese mharidzo nemabhisikiti!
#5. Mukati memunamato Svondo rapfuura, muprista akanga ane hasha. Ndakashungurudzika mushure mechechi. Ndakabva ndaona kuti tainge tasvika pacritical mass.
#6. Kuita chishamiso ndiro bhaisikopo remitambo raidiwa naJesu
#7. Nzira yakanakisisa yokudzidza nayo Bhaibheri ndeyokurifarira.
#8. Nderipi remabhuku evaporofita makuru riri nyore kunzwisisa? Ezekieri.
#9. Ndeupi muporofita mudiki ave achizivikanwa zvakanyanya nekuda kwekiki? Amosi.
#10. Unoti kudii muporofita anovawo shefu? Habhakuki.
#11. Adhamu akatii kuna Evha paakamutambidza nguo? "Kutora kana kusiya."
#12. Zakaria naErizabheti pavakapesana, akaitei? Akataura zvekunyarara.
#13. Moses, unoita seiko kofi yako murume akabvunza? Iri muchiHebheru.
#14. Ndeipi mhuka yaisagona kutenda Noa? Cheetah
#15. Adhamu akati chii pamberi peKisimusi? Husiku hweKisimusi!
#16. Chii chatinacho icho Adhamu akanga asina? Madzibaba
#17. Jesu anowanzo kutyaira motokari yorudzii? A Christler.
#18. Rudzii rwechiedza icho Noa akava nacho muareka? Magetsi emvura
#19. Adhamu akaberekwa nguvai yezuva? Mazuva mashoma Evha asati.
#20. Salome ave achibatwa zvisina kunaka munhoroondo yose. Ainge angove mukadzi wechidiki ane shungu dzekuda kusimuka.
Majee echiKristu eVakuru
Heano majee echiKristu anosekesa kune Vakuru:
#21. Nei Jesu asingakwanisi kupfeka maketani? Nokuti ndiye anodambura ngetani dzose.
#22. Ndeipi rwiyo rwamuKristu rwaanofarira kuteerera paunenge uchityaira? "Jesu, tora vhiri."
#23. Saka, muJudha aifanira kutaurei kumuHedheni? "Ndinoshuva kuti uri muJudha."
#24. Adhamu anofarira nguva ipi yezuva? Manheru
#25. Josefa akaudza Mariya kuti chii? “Munoda kundiitira mura here?”
#26. Sarai akaudza Abramu chii pavaigadzira kudya kweKisimusi? “Hama, Abramu!”
#27. Vadzidzi pavanohotsira, vanoti chii? Matthew!!!!
#28. Mwari akati chii kuna Jesu? “Ndini baba vako Jesu.
#29. Ndeipi motokari inofarirwa nemumishinari? Convertible.
#30. Nderipi bhuku remuBhaibheri rinonyanya kufarirwa nenyanzvi yemasvomhu? Numeri
#31. Maria paakaziva kuti akanga ava nepamuviri, akati chii? "Aaah mwana wangu."
#32. Imhuka ipi yaifarirwa naErisha? Anobereka
#33. Tingawana kupi uchapupu hwokuti Jesu akakurudzira vanhu muBhaibheri?
“Takurai joko rangu,” anodaro muna Mateo 11:29-30 .
#34. Jesu anotyaira motokari yakaita sei? Anoda dhiraivha mavhiri mana nekuti makore ane makomba.
#35. Nei vanhu vaitya kunamata Jehovha?
Nekuti vakatinzwa zvisiri izvo tichiti "chikepe chehondo."
#36. Chiremba akaudza mwana kuti chii? Nditendere kuti nditore Ruka.
#37. Jesu akaenda kupi kuti awane chokudya? Gomo reOlive
#38. Nderipi bhuku reBhaibheri rinonyanya kufarirwa nedare? Vatongi
#39. Vatendi vanoda kufamba mabhoti akaita sei? Kunamata uye kuva mudzidzi
#40. Chechi yeEpiscopal inotii pamberi pekuungana kukuru? "Tichaita liturgy pano."
mhedziso
MaKristu angangorondedzera kutenda sechinhu chinoyera, chinokosheswa, chomunhu oga, uye chakakomba choupenyu hwavo. Pashure pezvose, kubvuma dzidziso dzeBhaibheri, kuvimba nourongwa hwaMwari, uye kutenda murufu rwaKristu norumuko zvose zvine tapuro yakananga pamararamire avaKristu.
Chitendero, uye zvitendero zvinofambidzana nazvo, zvinogona, zvisinei, kuzvikweretesa kune zvakanaka, zvinosetsa. Tinotenda kuti wakanakidzwa nemajee akanyorwa pamusoro!
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