Ngaba ufuna ukuva iziqhulo zamaKristu ezihlekisayo? Sikuphathele nje loo nto apha kwiWorld Scholars Hub. Kwihlabathi lanamhlanje, ubomi bomntu wonke buye baxakeka kangangokuba abanaxesha lokonwaba nokuphumla.
Abantu baya bexinezeleka ngakumbi ngenxa yeeshedyuli zomsebenzi ezixakekileyo, imikhwa emibi (ukusela nokutshaya), imiba yezemali, ukuphoxeka kobudlelwane, imizabalazo kunye neengxabano. Iziqhulo zidlala indima ebalulekileyo ekwenzeni ubomi bethu bube lula kwaye busebenze njengeyeza elilungileyo lokuphelisa uxinzelelo.
Xa sithwaxwa yimibandela engokweemvakalelo, yezoqoqosho, yezentlalo, yezobupolitika neyezempilo, kububulumko ukubhenela kwindlela engacacanga kangako yokuzikhusela.
Iinzuzo zempilo zeziqhulo kunye nokuhleka zininzi kwaye zifikelela kude. Nangona kubonakala ngathi uhleka nje isiqhulo somhlobo okanye i-monologue yomdlalo ohlekisayo ngexesha lokuzonwabisa, uyayiphucula impilo yakho.
Akonwatyiswa nje kuphela, kodwa uphucula nentlalontle yakho yokomoya, ngokwasemzimbeni, ngokwasengqondweni, nasentlalweni ngokukrweca ithambo lakho elihlekisayo.
Eli nqaku liqulathe 40+ Iziqhulo ezihlekisayo zobuKristu kubantwana kunye nabantu abadala, kunye nolwazi kwezinye zeenzuzo zeziqhulo zamaKristu.
Iqendu elidibeneyo Iinguqulelo Ezichanileyo ZeBhayibhile ezili-15.
Isiqulatho
Kutheni le Jokes zobuKristu kubantwana kunye nabantu abadala?
Iziqhulo zeBhayibhile ezihlekisayo ezinokukuqhekeza izinto ezilungileyo zokwenene zinendima ebalulekileyo kubomi bethu bobuKristu. Singazichukumisa iintsapho zethu, abantu esisebenza nabo, okanye amanye amakholwa ukuba sabelane ngeziqhulo ezilungileyo emakhayeni ethu, ezicaweni, okanye kwiindawo esisebenza kuzo. Ukuba omnye wabahlobo bakho ucaphukile ngawe, iziqhulo yeyona ndlela ilula nekhawulezayo yokusombulula iingxabano kunye nokukhuthaza ubudlelwane obuluqilima.
Kuye kwaphawulwa ukuba abantu ababelana ngeziqhulo ezintle banokubumba ubuhlobo ngokulula kwaye babe nenani elikhulu labahlobo. Ukongezelela, iziqhulo zilola iimvakalelo zethu kwaye ziphucula ubuchule bethu. Iphucula ubuntu bethu ngokukhupha icala lethu lokuncokola. Uburharha bukwavumela abantu ukuba baveze iimvakalelo zabo ngaphandle kokoyika ukugwetywa.
Noko ke, ngaphambi kokuba sabelane ngazo naziphi na iziqhulo, kufuneka siqinisekise ukuba azenzelwanga ukukhubekisa okanye ukwenza abanye bazive kakubi. Basoloko bekwindlela ehlekisayo ukwenza indawo esingqongileyo iqaqambe. Xa unesiqhulo esihle entlokweni yakho okanye imibuzo ye-trivia ehlekisayo yeBhayibhile, yabelana ngayo nabantu abakungqongileyo ukuze wenze okusingqongileyo kube sempilweni.
Masiqhubele phambili sikuxelele amabali amafutshane ahlekisayo kaChristian aya kukuqhekeza kakuhle ngaphambi kokuba uxelele iziqhulo zikaChristian zamaqela ahlukeneyo eminyaka ubudala.
Iziqhulo ezimfutshane ezihlekisayo zobuKristu (Amabali)
Ezi ziqhulo zimfutshane zobuKristu ziya kukuhleka ude ukhuphe iinyembezi:
#1. Umfundisi kunye nebhiya
“Ukuba bendinayo yonke ibhiya esehlabathini, bendiya kuyithatha ndiyiphose emlanjeni,” watsho umshumayeli xa wayegqibezela intshumayelo yokucaphuka. “Kwaye ukuba bendinobusela obusehlabathini,” watsho ngokuzithoba, “ndandibuthabatha ndibujule emlanjeni.”
“Kwaye ukuba bendinayo yonke iwhisky esehlabathini,” wavuma ekugqibeleni, “bendiya kuyithatha ndiyijule emlanjeni.”
Wangena esitulweni. “Kwingoma yethu yokuvala, masicule iNgoma # 365: “Siza kubuthana eMlanjeni,” watsho umkhokheli wengoma, ethatha inyathelo elilumkileyo ejonge phambili encumile.
#2. Uguqulo
UmYuda uthi, “Aniyi kukholelwa into eyenzekayo kum, Rabhi! Unyana wam uguqukele kubuKristu.”
URabhi uyaphendula, “Anizukuyikholelwa into eyenzekayo *kum*! Unyana wam naye waguqukela kubuKristu. Masithandaze kuThixo size sibone ukuba uthini na kuthi.”
“Awusoze ucinge ukuba kwenzeke ntoni KUM!” UThixo uyayiphendula imithandazo yabo.
#3. Imali iyatshintsha
Ecangweni kukho uphawu olufundeka ngolu hlobo, “guqukela kubuKristu uze ufumane i-100 yeedola.” “Ndiza kungena,” wavakalisa omnye wabo. Ngaba ngokwenene uza kutshintsha unqulo ngeedola ezili-100?” uyabuza umhlobo wakhe.
I-100 yeedola yi-100 yeedola, kwaye ndiza kuyenza loo nto! Aze angene.
Emva kwemizuzu embalwa, uyaphuma umva, aze umhlobo wakhe athi, “Injani loo nto? Uyifumene imali?"
“Owu, yiloo nto kuphela enicinga ngayo abantu, akunjalo?” uthi.
#4. Isiqhulo esihlekisayo phakathi komqhubi weteksi noPetros
Bobabini umfundisi nomqhubi weteksi bafa baza bavuswa. UPetros oNgcwele wayebalindile ePearly Gates. UPeter wabhekisa kumqhubi weteksi, 'Hamba nam.' Umqhubi weteksi walandela iSt Peter ukuya kwindlu enkulu njengoko wayeyalelwe. Yayinayo yonke into onokuyicingela, ukusuka kwindawo yokujula ibhola ukuya kwipuli elingana neOlimpiki. 'Owu ilizwi lam, enkosi,' watsho umqhubi weteksi.
U-St. Peter wakhokelela umfundisi kwityotyombe elonakeleyo elinebhedi enkulu kunye nomabonakude omdala. ‘Yima, ndicinga ukuba ubhidekile,’ watsho umfundisi. 'Akufanelanga ukuba ibe ndim ofumana le ndlu inkulu?' Ngapha koko, ndandingumfundisi owayesiya rhoqo ecaweni aze ashumayele ilizwi likaThixo.' 'Yinyani leyo.' 'Kodwa ngexesha leentshumayelo zakho, abantu balala,' waphendula uSt Peter. Wonke umntu wathandaza njengoko umqhubi weteksi wayeqhuba
#5. UmKristu omdala uyaqhula ngonyana womntu ongumYuda
Ubawo owayenomsindo ngenxa yokuba unyana wakhe wagqiba ekubeni atshintshe ukholo lobuYuda ukuya kubuKristu ugqiba kwelokuba afune icebiso kumhlobo ongumYuda. “Kuyahlekisa ukuba uze kum,” utsho umhlobo wakhe, “kuba unyana wam wenza into efanayo kwisithuba esingangenyanga emva kokuba ezifudukele.” Mhlawumbi ndandikhathazeke ngakumbi kunani, kodwa ekugqibeleni ndaqonda ukuba kungakhathaliseki ukuba luluphi na ukholo alulandelayo, uya kuhlala engunyana wam.
Usabhiyozela iiholide ezinkulu kunye nathi, kwaye sikhe siye endlwini yakhe ngeKrisimesi, kwaye ndikholelwa ukuba iyomeleza intsapho yethu. " Utata uyagoduka acinge kodwa noba uzixelele ntoni apha entloko akakwazi kuzibamba.
Ngoko uya kumfundisi wakhe ukuze axubushe ngayo. URabhi uthi: “Iyahlekisa into yokuba uze kum, kuba unyana wam waba ngumKristu xa wayesiya ekholejini. Wayenqwenela ukuba ngumfundisi waseTshetshi! Kodwa, nokuba ndiyathanda okanye andithandi, usengunyana wam, inyama negazi lam, kwaye andizange ndiyeke ukumthanda ngento engenamsebenzi njengaleyo.
Kukwathetha ukuba xa sithetha ngoThixo, uvelisa imbono endingenakuyiva ngenye indlela, nto leyo endiyixabisayo.” Uyise ubuyela ekhaya ukuze acamngce, kwaye ekuphela kwento afuna ukuyenza kukungxolisa nokungxolisa unyana wakhe ngale nto ayenzayo.
Ngoko uguqa ngamadolo aze athandaze, esithi, “Nceda, Nkosi, ndincede. Unyana wam uba ngumKristu, yaye oku kuyayiqhekeza intsapho yam. Ndixakiwe ukuba mandithini. Nceda undincede, Nkosi.” Kwaye uyayiva impendulo kaThixo, “Kuyamangalisa ukuba uze kum.
40+ Iziqhulo zobuKristu ezihlekisayo zabantwana kunye nabantu abadala
Kulungile, masiqalise kolu luhlu lukhulu lweziqhulo ezingama-40 zobuKristu ezihlekisayo zabantwana kunye nabantu abadala. Uluhlu lwahlulahlulwe lwangamacandelo, ama-20 eJokes Christian for Kids kunye ne-20 yama-Christian Jokes kubantu abadala. Xa ezi qhula zixelelwa abantwana nabantu abadala, baya kugqabhuka yintsini. Umlenze!
Iziqhulo zobuKristu kubantwana
Nazi iziqhulo zobuKristu ezihlekisayo zabantwana:
#1. Zithandaza kubani iimpuku? Cheesus
#2. Abantu babewawangawangisa amasebe esundu njengoko uYesu wayengena eYerusalem ngenxa yothando.
#3. Ukutya okukhawulezileyo kukuphela kokutya okuvunyelweyo ukuba kutyiwe ngelixa uzilile kuba kukutya okukhawulezayo.
#4. Ukunciphisa kuphucula zombini iintshumayelo kunye neebhiskithi!
#5. Ebudeni benkonzo ngeCawa ephelileyo, umfundisi wayengqwabalala. Bendicaphukile ukuphuma kwecawa. Ndaye ndaqonda ukuba sifikelele kubunzima obubalulekileyo.
#6. Ukwenza ummangaliso yayiyeyona filimu wayeyithanda kakhulu uYesu kwezemidlalo
#7. Eyona ndlela ilungileyo yokufunda iBhayibhile kukuthobela.
#8. Yeyiphi kwezona ncwadi ziphambili zabaprofeti eyona ilula ukuyiqonda? uHezekile.
#9. Ngowuphi umprofeti omncinane oye waziwa kakhulu ngenxa yamaqebengwana? UAmosi.
#10. Umbiza ngantoni umprofeti okwaba ngumpheki? UHabhakuki.
#11. Wathini uAdam kuEva njengoko wayemnika isambatho? "Ithathe okanye uyiyeke."
#12. Xa uZekariya noElizabhete babengavumelani, wenza ntoni? Wayizisa impatho cwaka.
#13. Moses, uyenza njani ikofu yakho indoda yabuza? Libhalwe ngesiHebhere.
#14. Sisiphi isilwanyana uNowa awayengenakukholelwa kuso? Ingwenkala
#15. Wathini uAdam ngobusuku bangaphambi kweKrisimesi? Kubusuku bangaphambi kweKrisimesi!
#16. Yintoni esinayo awayengenayo uAdam? Izinyanya
#17. Yiyiphi inqwelo adla ngokuyiqhuba uYesu? UChristler.
#18. Luhlobo olunjani lokukhanyisa awayenalo uNowa emkhombeni? Izibane zesikhukula
#19. Wazalwa nini uAdam? Kwiintsuku ezimbalwa ngaphambi koEva.
#20. USalome uye waphathwa ngokungekho sikweni kuyo yonke imbali. Wayelibhinqa nje eliselula elinamabhongo amaninzi elalifuna ukuba phambili.
Iziqhulo zobuKristu kubantu abadala
Nazi iziqhulo zobuKristu ezihlekisayo kubantu abadala:
#21. Kutheni le nto uYesu engakwazi ukunxiba izacholo zomqala? Ngokuba nguye owaqhawula onke amatyathanga.
#22. Yeyiphi ingoma umKristu athanda ukuyiphulaphula xa eqhuba? “Yesu, thatha ivili lokuqhuba.”
#23. Ngoko, wayesithini umYuda kwiiNtlanga? “Akwaba ubungumYuda.”
#24. Ukhetha eliphi ixesha lemini uAdam? Ngokuhlwa
#25. Wathini uYosefu kuMariya? "Ngaba ungathanda ukundenzela imore-y?"
#26. USarayi wamxelela ntoni uAbram ngelixa babelungiselela isidlo seKrisimesi? “Inyama, Abram!”
#27. Xa abafundi bathimla, bathini? Mateyu!!!!
#28. Wathini uThixo kuYesu? “Mna ndinguyihlo, Yesu.
#29. Yeyiphi imoto ethandwa ngumvangeli wasemazweni? Iyaguqulwa.
#30. Yiyiphi eyona ncwadi yeBhayibhile ithandwayo yingcali yezibalo? Amanani
#31. Xa uMariya wafumanisa ukuba ukhulelwe, wathini? “Owu, umntwana wam.”
#32. Sesiphi isilwanyana awayesithanda kakhulu uElisha? Uyazala
#33. Sinokubufumana phi ubungqina bokuba uYesu wayethetha nabantu eBhayibhileni?
“Thabathani idyokhwe yam phezu kwenu,” utsho kuMateyu 11:29-30 .
#34. Luhlobo olunjani lwemoto oluqhutywa nguYesu? Kufuneka aqhube ngamavili amane kuba amafu anobunzima.
#35. Kwakutheni ukuze abantu bakuxhalabele ukunqula uYehova?
Kuba abasiva kakuhle sisithi “inqanawa yemfazwe.”
#36. Ugqirha umxelele ntoni umntwana? Ndivumele ndithathe uLuke.
#37. Wayesiya phi uYesu ukuze afumane into etyiwayo? INtaba yemiNquma
#38. Yiyiphi eyona ncwadi yeBhayibhile ithandwayo yinkundla? Abagwebi
#39. Loluphi uhlobo lwezikhephe amakholwa afuna ukuhamba ngazo? Unqulo kunye nokuba ngumfundi
#40. Ithini iCawa ye-Episcopal ngaphambi kwendibano enkulu? "Siza kuba nenkonzo yonqulo apha."
isiphelo
AmaKristu anokuchaza ukholo njengento engcwele, exabisekileyo, yobuqu, nebalulekileyo yobomi bawo. Ngapha koko, ukwamkela imfundiso yeBhayibhile, ukukholosa ngecebo likaThixo, nokukholelwa kukufa nokuvuka kukaKristu konke kunempembelelo engqalileyo kwindlela amaKristu aphila ngayo.
Inkolo, kunye neenkolelo ezihamba nayo, nangona kunjalo, ziyakwazi ukuboleka kubuhle, uburharha obucocekileyo. Sikholelwa ukuba uyonwabele ezi jokes zidweliswe ngasentla!
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